Writing C++ is easy.MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1041 points – 12 months ago82Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsMySQL: you have an error near here. Me: What's the error? MySQL: It's near here. Me: You're not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here? MySQL: warmer... warmer...Oracle: You have this error in line 1 User: Hey, no, there isn't anything to cause this error in line 1 Oracle: I'm telling you, it's in line 1 User: Hum... How many lines are in my 10 lines query? Oracle: 1MySQL: you have an error around here Me: that's the entire query. If you aren't going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down? MySQL: ... StfuAh yes, SQL and their games.
MySQL: you have an error near here. Me: What's the error? MySQL: It's near here. Me: You're not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here? MySQL: warmer... warmer...Oracle: You have this error in line 1 User: Hey, no, there isn't anything to cause this error in line 1 Oracle: I'm telling you, it's in line 1 User: Hum... How many lines are in my 10 lines query? Oracle: 1MySQL: you have an error around here Me: that's the entire query. If you aren't going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down? MySQL: ... StfuAh yes, SQL and their games.
Oracle: You have this error in line 1 User: Hey, no, there isn't anything to cause this error in line 1 Oracle: I'm telling you, it's in line 1 User: Hum... How many lines are in my 10 lines query? Oracle: 1
MySQL: you have an error around here Me: that's the entire query. If you aren't going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down? MySQL: ... Stfu
MySQL: you have an error near here.
Me: What's the error?
MySQL: It's near here.
Me: You're not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here?
MySQL: warmer... warmer...
Oracle: You have this error in line 1
User: Hey, no, there isn't anything to cause this error in line 1
Oracle: I'm telling you, it's in line 1
User: Hum... How many lines are in my 10 lines query?
Oracle: 1
MySQL: you have an error around here
Me: that's the entire query. If you aren't going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down?
MySQL: ... Stfu
Ah yes, SQL and their games.