My dog and I got jumped by raccoons this morning. Now I have to pay at least $1500 to make sure I don't get rabies

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world – 603 points –

My dog is fine, though, which is the most important thing to me. The raccoons scratched my arm kinda bad and my legs are covered in scratches. My doctor can't be sure if the raccoons had saliva on their claws, and wants me to get rabies shots just in case. She sent me to an ER because she can't get the shots in our area.

I've been at the hospital for 3 hours and haven't been seen.

It's after my bedtime and I have to wake up at 5am for work...

I'm not having a good time.

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I just got the rabies series of vaccines.

Bill was $9800. After insurance it was $285.

Oh damn, I got the rabies vaccine when I worked part time at a vet school because they offered it. They were like "Uh but you're IT, you don't really need it, so you could skip the hassle..." and I was like "Why would I turn down an opportunity to get a vaccine? You're paying for it, right? Reprogramming my immune system is awesome, sign me up!"

No wonder they looked annoyed, LMAO.

Uh but you're IT, you don't really need it

"You severely underestimate our users..."

I was advised to wait until I got out of the US to get the Rabies booster series. Ended up paying around $120 USD for all 3 shots. Checkmate, capitalists!

Wow that is just extortionate. How long is the vaccine valid for?

Umm I can’t actually remember. I think it’s something like 1-5 years.

Even at it's longest, that's about $2000 a year - that is still crazy.

Yeah it’s crazy how corporations just extort you when the alternative is death.