Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

miraclerandy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 778 points –
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Hey bb how u doin?

I'm 9 btw

Dude didn't you read the post? Half your age plus seven! That means you should only date people who are 11 and a half

But 11.5 year olds are only allowed to date 12.75 year olds!