‘Pedestrians walk past manhole cover that wasn’t shot into space’
Doesn’t that just make it a manhole cover
It also wasn't trampled by an elephant, or eaten for breakfast by a dragon.
And nobody taunted it or made aspersions about its moral character either!
And it does not weigh the same as a duck, is not made of wood, and is most certainly not a witch!!
Or even a manwich, despite the first syllable
Indeed. The one that was shot into space was never recovered and the only photos we have of it at really blurry because it was, at the time the fastest moving man-made object.
‘Pedestrians walk past manhole cover that wasn’t shot into space’
Doesn’t that just make it a manhole cover
It also wasn't trampled by an elephant, or eaten for breakfast by a dragon.
And nobody taunted it or made aspersions about its moral character either!
And it does not weigh the same as a duck, is not made of wood, and is most certainly not a witch!!
Or even a manwich, despite the first syllable
Indeed. The one that was shot into space was never recovered and the only photos we have of it at really blurry because it was, at the time the fastest moving man-made object.