Penis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?
Happens at least twice a day :(
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No. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
A dozen or so? Bloody hell, you must have a long
forearm...
Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.
You wound me. I've been wounded.