Gump rule

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 460 points –
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Chocolate = Poison

Police = Venomous

The difference? You don't have to eat a cop for it to kill you.

So, we eat the cops as a side dish when we eat the rich, right?

I can't eat cops.

A bit too high fat for me. And the types that aren't, are likely pumped with steroids.

I've reached the age where I have to think about who I eat.

If your dog is big enough and the chocolate is mostly milk and white, it'll probably be fine.

Don't let your dog eat a box of chocolate though.