Me wanna inject oil into the ear to look tough (cauliflower ear), thoughts?

wargreymon@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – -40 points –

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21030442

Imagine being all gangster, show them ear saying "y'all wanna fight?"

Thoughts?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear

If you really want this condition, you don't need to inject oil, just read the The wiki article

Smash my ear with a hammer then

OR just do some grappling, it's really a lot of fun and just great overall.

But if you just want to fake being a martial artist I recommend just buying a black belt and wearing it everywhere. It's just as stupid, but cheaper and less painful. Or maybe instead of elf ears you can buy cosplay cauliflower ears to wear...🙄

That doesn't look tough, that looks malformed and stupid.