steal his look!

coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 79 points –
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[a poster titled "Steal His Look", with a large photo of a mallard duck in the center. Around the mallard are various clothing items suggested as part of a complete outfit inspired by the duck, including orange "GTH Dandy Pants", a brown "Sweater Vest", a green "Beret", and a "Pop of blue" scarf.]

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Nice nice but I'm sure the pants should be grey, the shoes orange

Also, what about the shirt, why isn’t that itemized? And the mallard, why is his price not listed? Do they think I don’t want to buy him, or that I simply cannot afford such a fine waterfowl?