basil

coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 131 points –
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[alt text: a 4-panel comic from @deliberatelyburied. The first panel shows a human chef being "piloted" by a rat in a chef's hat, who is hiding inside the human chef's hat and pulling his hair like levers. The second panel reveals that, inside the rat's hat, there is a bug in a chef's hat, who is piloting the rat in the same way. The third panel reveals that, inside the bug's hat, there is a tardigrade in a chef's hat, who is piloting the bug in the same way. The fourth panel reveals that, inside the tardigrade's hat, there is an amoeba in a chef's hat, who is piloting the tardigrade in the same way. The amoeba is saying, "Put some basil in that shit."]

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Do they take bathroom breaks together? Like 4 toilets of decreasing sizes in a row.

Heyy, correctly identified the amoeba! I was respecting it to mistakenly say bacteria. Nice.