Lifeguard rule

PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 403 points –
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Lifeguard knows his shit. Drowning people don't scream and flail like that.

Those skin tone swim trunks are really messing with me

that's his left leg crossed over his right

Oh so what we're seeing is his knee. Thought it was like an ab line or something.

Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies

Also, fat people are more buoyant than muscular ones, which helps when they need to keep another person afloat

Don't matter if you're skinny or fat, conditioning is what's going to matter when you're trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.

So, if depth of water is a metaphor for life then of course tall guy is like don’t be silly, but shorty might choke in high tide

For a very hot second I was wondering why is the lifeguard isn't wearing 🩳