Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility

InverseParallax@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 3 points –
Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility
nytimes.com

Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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