Are there any noodles native to Scotland?

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I've been thinking about this and I am somewhat worried. Does native Scottish cuisine involve any sort of noodles? At all?

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Haggis whiskers are similar, but quite rare nowadays.

That's just due to poor hunting practice; you have to shave them off while they are still alive, otherwise they'll be burnt off mid-pop.

Shave the whiskers off while the haggis are still alive?! I don’t mean to imply that you have little experience with haggis hunting, but core below, friend, what are you using to catch them? A container held inside an unfederated pocket dimension? The things could phase through mythril-latticed adamantium as easily as a gnat flying through one’s open front door! Next you’ll be suggesting I simply grab the bastards with my bare hands!

Scottish noodles are dying out... obsolete??