your mom is a rule

Jeom@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 349 points –
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hallmark is really missing on on a goldmine here.

“Opens card” roses are red, violets are blue, your mom is a whore, and so are you.

If they can bring the same cheesiness to the quick service pizza market as they do with their cable channel, they could really dominate.