How Jesus got his super-rules
(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)
(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)
Why would God do this tho
plot twist: zeus is the one behind this cuz he's mad that people are worshipping christianity and not him
Ok but now Jesus has to release a Zeus diss track
Wait till Thor hears about this...
Because Heaven is like an episode of American Chopper. "FUCK YOU, DAD, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A STATUE!"
Is he dumb?
Thor's still mad at the Christians for
forcefully convertingsaving his people viaconquestfree trade and the formation of awitch-burning theocracyChristian nation in medieval Sweden...it looks like jesus is stretch armstrong
I HAVE THE POWER!!