Rule of Duck

Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 473 points –
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One does not simply "contain a duck"

I was there the day the strength of our fence doors failed.

It was a mess, a total bloodbath. The kids in the playground didn’t stand a chance. They were trying to crawl up the slides but it was no use. I still remember the duck waiting patiently under the monkey bars as a small boy’s feet flailed helplessly above. I can still hear the ducks slow, evenly-spaced quacks as it mocked his fate. Terrible.

SCP-5318008:

A duck.

Keter level threat.

Do not attempt to contain or approach SCP-5318008 under any circumstances.

Is that duck heading up the mountain to see Edward scissorhands?

Legends speak of multiple ducks all across the world.