Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
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Segmentation fault (core dumped)
For the uninitiated:
PHP Scope Resolution Operator aka the Paamayim Nekudotayim.
Linux kernel NMI SERR handling
Wow those were the days. I haven't touched PHP for years, but this post made me recall memories..
I honestly don’t think anything can top this.
Would you like to hear an OpenSSL joke?
It's 64k letters long and you can repeat it back to me when I'm done.
It's "A".
My goodness that makes my heart bleed.
Of course, this means that a particular assembly (DLL library) has been loaded from code twice.