how to achieve your rules

sunnie@sopuli.xyz to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 266 points –
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checking account? 14 dollars?! dohohoho, you overestimate me.

Right!? Look at Mr. Rockefeller over here with his fancy checking account at his fancy bank! 'Oooh, look at me! I have so much money, I let other people hang on to it!' Pfsh... What a fat cat.

Oh I thought it was gonna be your dream can be getting an earring

It's giving "stop eating avocado on toast"