Number 2

Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 48 points –

These two news articles being consecutive is hilarious.

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Just say "poop" or "feces" or "bowel movements". If we can read this, we're not toddlers. And in fact, you should just use those same words with toddlers as well.

I thought floating number two was in reference to floating point numbers lmao

British chocolate is better due to lower pasteurization with no/lower preservatives. Also doesn't help that Hershey's uses the same chemical included in the taste of vomit (butyric acid).

And poop floats because it can't breath underwater, duh.