You’re not a real elf! Dentistry for Christ sake? A human course? What a sick joke! I dedicate my life to this.
Hermey, you never really mattered that much to me.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 985. One thousand and one less than the George Orwell novel. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the computer shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Multiversus stream! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall into cahoots with 3 of the largest streamers like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jeremy! He defecated in his underwear! And I subbed to him! And I shouldn't have. I took him as my own inspiration! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was a Machinima creator, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the chat's wallets. But not our Jeremy! Couldn't be precious Jerma! Stealing chat blind! And HE gets to shove an entire baseball up his ass? What a sick joke! I should've unsubscribed when I had the chance!
You’re not a real elf! Dentistry for Christ sake? A human course? What a sick joke! I dedicate my life to this.
Hermey, you never really mattered that much to me.
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