Funniest lemmy arc so far imo

qwamqwamqwam@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 2 points –
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Luckily, my wife doesn't know I got 7 accounts 😁.

"Don't mind me. Just making some notes for myself about my wife, in a sort of private diary... on a public forum that federates with other public forums. Multiple posts per hour. Ho-hum dee dee dum, oh, wow? Other people are reading this? So shocked."

Edit: meant this as a post reply, not a reply to your comment. Oh well.

SHOPPING LIST

  • Shovel

  • Duct tape

  • Cable ties

  • Shovel (if the first one breaks upon impact)

Don't mind me folks, I'm just making a shopping list for the wife 😊.

I laughed out loud. That was my thought too. This guy is going to murder his wife, and his premeditation is out on the internet.