gorefield got nothing on this

Nanachi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 99 points –
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pull out bonk bat

gets out the horny helmet

commit Horizontal bonk

turns the helmet sideways, covers face with helmets and duct tape

go behind you and bonk you from behind

turns out my face was actually facing backwards to trick my opponent, while wearing an anti-bonk mask

point-blank bonk shotgun you

I shove some objects inside the bonk shotgun the moment its fired (a flash drive containing 27tbs of furry porn) causing it to explode backwards out of sheer physical and emotional pressure

smack you with the shotgun

after taking the hit with my anti-bonk helmets, I gather all my anti-bonk helmets to make an anti-bonk full-cover armor