Renters!

SrElsewhere@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 412 points –
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I mean, does he have a mortgage? She better be splitting the mortgage

Either that or our guy just wanted help in the rent and didn't wanna have her have a claim to it under common law or something (ianal)

Why? Is she also getting a percentage of the house in compensation for that?

A guy like this probably has no mortgage.

A guy like who? This random girl's random friend's "boyf?" That's not specific enough for me to believe your claim.

Honestly I'm not even sure if it's specific enough for me to believe her claim, but if either is true good on "Boyf."

Okay, the people have spoken. And I hear you.

You want the guy to have a mortgage.

So our fraudster now definitely has a mortgage.

Give that man a mortgage, dammit!

Sir, we stopped doing that in 2008.

The voters continue to speak! And they're unhappy. This is unacceptable.

To placate those angered by the probability of there being a mortgage while simultaneously assuaging the concerns of there not being a mortgage, our guy now may have a mortgage. But here's the great thing for anyone unsettled by that possibility - he may not!

May there now be peace and tranquility for everyone so deeply committed to uncovering The True Facts behind shitposts.

He was a genius.