Poop post

no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 584 points –
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I remember my latest pants pooping. I was around 5yo so I already knew how the business works. I was playing around outside and I knew I had to go poo for a while already. At the last moment I started running inside, but to my absolute horror someone had locked the front door. I ding donged the bell like 50 times, but it was already too late by the time my mom opened the door.

"Do you need to poop?"... "Not any more!"