Look, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 426 points –
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

If I went round saying I was emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

This is one advantage of an AK-47. You just l could drag that underwater for 100% sneaking stats and it'll still fire when you come out the other side.

Mao "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun" Zedong approves