Rabbit R1, a thing that should just be an app, actually is just an Android app (Updated)

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Rabbit R1, a thing that should just be an app, actually is just an Android app (Updated)
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rabbit r1 is not an Android app. We are aware there are some unofficial rabbit OS app/website emulators out there...to clear any misunderstanding and set the record straight, rabbit OS and LAM run on the cloud with very bespoke AOSP and lower level firmware modifications, therefore a local bootleg APK without the proper OS and Cloud endpoints won’t be able to access our service.

I dunno what a "bespoke firmware modification" is but 99+% of apps run "in the cloud" (dependent on remote servers)

At the point anyone uses the word "bespoke" without a hint of irony I completely lose interest in them or whatever they're selling. R1 crossed off the list now.

e: plus their name is the same as a style of dildo 🤣

I knew it wasn't for me when I immediately thought, who is this even for? And then all the reviews came out asking the same question.

plus their name is the same as a style of dildo 🤣

Are you against D&D for the same reason?

Is it only me or this article reads like two people with conflicting opinion wrote this, avoiding making each other obvious of their intention.