All these news about X going to shit feels like that gif of the truck driving towards the pole but constantly cutting before the impact

ChatGPT can teach you how to make napalm if you ask it how to avoid making napalm

Of course, now that the baby is out the pro-lifers say that they can both go die in a ditch

Now watch Apple add some component that checks if your pods are in an official Apple case before starting to charge

In tomorrows news: Disney decides to invest in AI generated VFX for their movies

None of the logs are straight

The Native American genocide is Americas favorite thing to pretend never happened

It's always sad when you go to a community for something you like, something that's widely popular, and see the newest post is 2 days old.

That's very on brand for Musk, he seems to have an obsession with Xs.

I'm getting kinda tired of these attacks. Is some loser from 4chan not getting enough attention from mommy?

It's a shame that so many people will still use it.

Last night Bigfoot was in my back yard eating the grass like a goat. I forgot to document it but it really happened guys!

The IT department greentext who kept doing nothing and installing Adobe Reader constantly

Until the admins receive a nice check in the mail for submitting user data, then it'll happen overnight

It's not that incredible, considering we can get cysts full of teeth and hair inside the body

Bethesdas remaster would probably be nothing more than a version with updated graphics and lighting and support for modern software. This guy is rebuilding the game from scratch in a modern engine.

Well, you could have perfect pitch

Elon had a PR team. A really good PR team, that made him seem like real-life Tony Stark. His PR team was so good that Elon himself started to believe in their lies, so he got rid of them. Now we see his real self.

Proving them right, I see

Linux users when somebody can open their browser and go to a website without 36 lines in the terminal, 40 minutes of troubleshooting, and 3 reinstallations of Wine:

You're assuming Nintendo ever lawyers down

✨️✨️🌟💖You don't need a time machine to shoot awful people💖🌟✨️✨️

Going by the pattern this one is gonna suck

He is actually, seriously saying "I don't get it, so it must be bad/unnecessary"

If only there were a few individuals with ridiculous amounts of wealth that we could turn to (whether they want to or not)

Old Egypt was full of pyramid schemes way back then

Uranium will affect your aura by misaligning your chakras

Bethesda games taught me to save at every opportunity

Welcome to the worlds best anti-monopoly education. See just why monopolies suck in real time!

It's pronounced "Stefan Wloka"

As someone who enjoys doodling in Paint, this is great

I see the KGB stopped trying to be subtle about it

I hate people who are unwilling to learn and even proud of it

Take that hate and move it where it needs to be, towards the 1%

This is the last place I expected to find Pettson & Findus

I think its a mix of idiots everywhere, and the government secretly testing prototype aircraft. The idiots see the prototype aircraft, don't recognize it, and immediately go "eyljuhns!"

But bidet is in white house

You don't?

Oh, I'm sure that's because they have nothing to do with it

I feel like this is more an issue with boomers, not straights in general?