Rulemember kids,

Archmage Azor@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 198 points –
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Only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

When you join my instance, you take on a debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every user on my instance owes me one hundred Nazi scalps.

I mean, I agree with the principle, but isn't that a little steep in peacetime? The basterds had a much bigger supply to draw from than most people do today, is all I'm saying 🤷

When there’s a Nazi around, it’s not peacetime anymore. And sure, it’ll take longer; just think of it as an aspirational goal.

Do not bite a modern nazi. Their soft exterior easily preserves bite marks and they are far more likely to live in a state where bite mark evidence is considered scientific.

I really wish Prince would appear as a ghost in the machine to tell me these kinds of things more often.