“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you're fucking doing, just admit it.

As a Michigander this is physically painful to say... but you done good Ohio.

"Please hold off punishing me from unsuccessfully cheating in the last election until I am able to successfully cheat in this one"

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

They do realize this. They see it as a problem that needs fixing.

Tobacco and liquor lobbies hate the competition. It's always about the money.

The law requires a technology safety standard by November 2024 if the technology is ready.

The technology will never be ready. The accuracy required for such a thing to not be universally despised is absurd.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What do I do if I'm an a n g r y goose.

Hamas attacks Israel, Israel retaliates. "Israel has the right to defend itself!

Israel attack Iran, Iran retaliates. "Nope, that's sanctions"

If that's not a double standard I don't know what is.

Bullshit. Everyone knows sharks dont really exist. It's all a ploy by IKEA to sell more plushies.

It's done. That's it. Just the whole thing. Let's run with it.

Cool. How about you listen to your fucking students then.

These fuckers actively want this country to burn so they can rule the ashes. Not even making an attempt to do their jobs anymore.

Which itself is kinda fucked up but that's a separate issue.

Yeah I didn't get it when I was a kid, but turns out my mom was a fucking lunatic so 👍

We've been genetically modifying animals for millennia. Every animal that has been domesticated didn't start that way. We bred them, with genetics.

This logic relies on the entire Jewish population in the US siding with Israel. They dont. What Israel is doing is fucking evil and a lot of people know it, regardless of faith or culture.

Goddamn we can't even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It'll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

One more reason Terf Island deserves to sink below the sea.

Yeah but that's seven words.

step 3: break up with them at a vulnerable time in their life

Non unions plants usually also have to give raises to stay competitive and not lose their workers. Unions benefit everyone.

The Fascist party is okay with fascism, yeah, makes sense.

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn't launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

I have a small hope inside that the whole thing is just a way to fuck with rich people and the album is nothing but fart noises.

I like the Unstable Ordinance from Space Quest IV that you can pick up near the start of the game. It's entirely useless, you can't ditch it, and if you have in your inventory near the end of the game, it blows up and kills you. Everytime. You have to restart nearly the whole game and resist the adventure game urge to grab everything that isn't nailed down.

Science isn't about why, it's about... why not!

Moral reality. There it is. This dude personally thinks it's wrong, which means with no other good reason every single other person in the country must go along with it. If you think a divorce is morally wrong, don't get one. Knock yourself out. Find a partner who doesn't want to get one. But you have no right to force that belief onto others.

they should unionize.

Yeah alright, that very objective metric of "too complex". We have reached a level of ten on the complexometer so we're totally fucked 🙄

😎👍

There is no greater force in the universe than the feeling of "Fuck that guy in particular"

Yeah, their version of "Stop the culture war" isn't "Stop attacking vulnerable groups and focus on the bigger threat" it's "Stop fighting back and let us destroy these vulnerable groups and focus on those people instead". It's just an attempt to distract.

It's OK, it can be hard to cry sometimes.

Pargnat

It's partially A: they hate Muslims even more, and B: Israel is key to their apocalyptic doomsday prophecy.

We're an addict who won't stop till we OD.

Of course, why take precautions? They didn't expect to lose. They expected King Trump to be crowned and bring his chosen people to paradise, and they wanted to make sure they weren't left out.