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BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 597 points –
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I'd rather the healthcare personally.

Sorry I can't hear you. Did you say you'd rather die than have free healthcare? Gatorade, got it.

It's got what dystopia craves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

I like the flavors that restore your HP and stamina.

That better be next to the gardening section.

That's still a new market. In a few decades there will only be one brand left, and another one, for competition law, with a few bottles at the end.

Half the wall in the OP is all one brand. Not just one company, but one brand.

We're already in the corporate dystopia.

It's kidney stone time!

Nahhh foxxy, you need the salt within for after getting unbelievably trashed or rolling tits. It helps you absorb water so you don’t get dehydrated!

I only drink original orange and green. Give me healthcare

I don't have that many Gatorades, but I have a bakery across the street.

It's just wide line of same stuff

I miss all of the flavours of Gatorade after I moved to Canada. Now we just have the basic 4 flavours

I can't tell the difference tastewise between purple gatorade and grape juice.