BleatingZombie

@BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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I know you're probably just kidding (and it's funny), but please don't. I don't even know you and I can promise this world is a better place with you in it

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I've been there. The only thing that's ever helped me feel like there's a light at the end of the tunnel was talking to someone

Did they?

I'm excited to see how this progresses!

I HAVE a human brain and I'm not too smart. It just sounds like we're making a dumb supercomputer

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While I agree with you, this is literally their point of view while this is happening

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I always find stuff like this kind of adorable. Look how happy he is! This is a hobby he's clearly passionate about and is proud of

"Did you know that the human eye only sees in 720p at 30fps? Your computer isn't better than my console" \s

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Strangely enough, the secret service covers stolen and counterfeit money

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If you look closely, floor 13 is actually skipped in a LOT of buildings. It's unlucky

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I have no advice, but I have to say I really admire and appreciate you for acknowledging that it's unfair for the children and trying to change that. Most people aren't strong enough to introspect

I would even argue that you've already done the hard part

Outlines alleged charity fraud and embezzlement on the scale of hundreds of thousands of dollars

It'S juSt YoUtUbe dRaMa

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Does anybody else harvest the teeth of their victims and put them on a keychain?

Yeah! Take THAT person in an unfortunate situation. I bet you feel stupid for not having enough money to move, poor-y

They're both making the same joke, but one got upvoted and one got downvoted. I don't understand people

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"No, I'VE been arrested!"

And sometimes it's not just corporate suck. I've literally had the CIO of a construction contractor berate me on the phone before I had started. Needless to say I didn't take their offer

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I'm trying to figure out what the hidden message in bold means

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I feel like I'm in the minority, but I still get a little excited every time. Probably more due to "They did it! That's sweet" than "I was right". I think it's because it still means it was made by somebody who cares

"ChatGPT Caught Faking On-Site Injury for L&I"

"Now or never" is almost never a good deal. Avoid it like the plague

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I don't know. Some believe the con so much that they end believing it more than their customers (source: my mother who does it for free for her friends)

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73% of numerical statistics go unverified

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It's funny you say you smell Redditors because you're acting exactly like one. Maybe it's you

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We're finally doing it! World peace 🌎 ✌️ ☮️

I get what you're saying and I can't say I disagree, but conversely:

Eat the rich

Get out of here if you're just going to keep defending a $100 million corporation like it's your job

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This points out why the idea that boomers (as a whole) caused many of our modern problems upsets me

I sincerely doubt you voted for the situation you're in now

This in-fighting and blaming does nothing but detract from the real issue of who's doing this to us (spoiler alert: it's the politicians and it always has been)

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This may seem silly or naive, but I appreciate the candid conversation they're trying to have. They're obviously not going to get them to stop entirely, so trying to communicate and negotiate as affected people makes sense

Oh... I thought they were both just being silly

Your explanation makes a lot more sense. Thank you!

Addicts are still people and it frightens me that you don't think so

This guy seems motivated. I'd hire them Tesla

At this point it feels like an attempt to be talked about again

Turn-based King of the Hill RPG

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Isreal can stop bombing civilians at any time

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That leaves two possibilities. I don't like either one. Either they're not actually good at preventing that or the cop had the gun out of the holster

Edit: Third option: the whole story is a lie

"No, wait. That one too, now. Weird. Oh, well. Here's the next one..."

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You're right. And neither has Blizzard

Or just the exact same bazongas

This is really cool, but not exactly abnormal. "Nuclear submarines" already have them