Are you doubting about the existence of our Lord Jim the stegosaurus?

I mean have you seen a tick or a mosquito well fed? Those fuckers can grow a belly.

I would like to have a girlfriend and maybe a family.

Rasputin having such a massive cock that Boney M had to made a song about it.

Mine? Not much... I obtained all the achievements in WWE 2k14. That included some online only achievements that required certain ranking position. Not much I know.

Also obtained all achievements in the mass effect trilogy (which isn't that hard tbh) just time consuming.

Yeah I can't travel and I definitely don't have your cool job

I wish.

God I hated that game, half of it was load screens.

Btw I'm not mocking you, I'm legit curious... also "from a wealthy family" is also acceptable

Like it or not. The iPhone. It changed the phone and how we use it. I literally use my android phone for everything now, as a credit card, ticket, pc, social, gaming... some people get laid and marry thanks to them...

Edward Kenway from Assassin's Creed 4. The whole game actually is extremely overrated. I had a hard time finishing that game. I rather play 3 or even Unity.

Okay Malfoy

Trust me is something that is not going to happen to me. Might as well put it as a dream

I dont do anything. That's it.

Wanking.

16

Fuck being an adult. I just don't wanna wake up sometimes.

Thank God for that.

Why are you getting down voted?

The Artist

That game still accumulating dust in my library, if it isn't a good as mass effect I think it will stay there

It seems that way

Gaming

Dude is not toxic. I've never met anyone, male or female that is an adult that think gaming is fucking cool or whatever, that stereotype you see in parodies is so over the top because is rare. Is the reality, majority of adults, especially women don't care about games or nerd stuff... Even if 50 girls here reply "we're here you know c that's a niche on a damn obscure social network that the rest of the world don't know about it.

I'm the boring nature type, I don't have anything in my name, live with my family, but I'm loyal and respectful enough with the people I care. Isn't that enough?

I'm not even physically ugly.

lol FFX

Used to be my favourite game of all time.

Ecco

I don't, that's not my decision. I just exist and the world won't accept someone like me. I can't do anything about it.

But I don't like board games

Toxic? Dude it's the truth

Thank you for answering without judging.

Then I'm done.

Unfortunately there's no activity about the things I like. Also I'm broke.

I guess that is it.

The world is shit and I'm done. I understand.

No

A place of degeneracy.

That's the problem.

Lucky you

Then what am I supposed to do? Every time I go to walk alone or eat alone guess what I feel worse than being in my room. And it's been for years now. Trust me when I'm telling you this: is not Interesting.

I'm not a funny person unfortunately. And I don't see that fact changing, is my nature. I'm serious and don't laugh at jokes that often.