BongsForJesus

@BongsForJesus@lemmy.wtf
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South Korea for anybody wanting to ship the article.

Edit: I'm keeping it as is.

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To find out if Trump is lying in court just watch his face carefully. If you see his lips moving and words coming out it means he's lying.

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I hate how everybody's misusing POV lately. It's just being thrown around without any relevant meaning or context, and if this trend continues it's going to fuck up my porn search results.

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While we don’t have an exact percentage, “more than 10%” means at least 14,000 employees will be laid off

Surprisingly I thought it would be a bigger number.

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She claims she was fired in 2022, but that a $3 million (£2.4 million) severance package was never paid.

West subsequently hired Pisciotta as his personal assistant, with an annual salary of $1 million (£780,000), on the condition that she was available "24-7". She says she agreed to the terms.

According to her lawsuit, West was initially comfortable with her continuing her OnlyFans business. However, in 2022, he allegedly stated that he wanted Pisciotta to be "God like" and asked her to delete her account in exchange for a further $1 million.

After she closed the account, she claims she was bombarded with explicit text messages from West, including pornographic videos.

This is fucking crazy. He wants to be her white knight and save her from the perils of sex work and thinks he can do this with money and sexting.

It's already fairly enshittified. The discourse has really gone downhill over the past few years. Remember how good the AMAs used to be? Or the AskReddit threads that were full of interesting stories?

A couple of hours? That's a lot of fucking Tetris.

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I think it does if you know they're in a supportive loving home. We had two cats and they didn't get along but were happy enough if they got attention from us and we could separate the two of them if they were pissing each other off.

When our firstborn came along we knew that the cats would have a lesser quality of life as a result. They'd fight and be anxious, and we were snappy and sleep deprived too. I mentioned it to a guy at work and he said he and his new wife were keen to take on a cat. They spoiled that cat and gave her a better life than we could, and he kept us updated on her hobbies, health and that sort of thing. It made it easier for sure.

We moved house and the remaining cat had more space to play so he was happy. Lived til 18.5 years old and was given lots of hugs from our toddler over the years

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I remember when Abbott's government cut the budget for mental health and within around a month it seemed like the homeless population in the CBD doubled.

Meh, it's new to me. I'll give it a shot tomorrow.

At no stage in history has Trump ever had anything close to that physique.

John Wick and Forrest Gump.

Yeah, I'd probably just spend the day flicking the bean.

I've been on the internet since the 90s, BBS services before that. Thankfully I've never stumbled upon anything remotely close to CSAM all this time. To think that I could open up a twitter thread linked from a news story and be subjected to it is repugnant.

Nah dude. It's a sphere.

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I'll give this a listen! There was a good Search Engine podcast about Elon Musk's weird antics recently and I'm keen to hear more. Dude's fucked and I love watching his fall from grace. I doubt someone that wealth will ever truly fuck off though. We're going to hear about him forever.

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I remember reading an article speculating that his strategy was to bring down twitter because it was a left leaning platform, and that would appease the Saudis, or something like that. Seemed pretty far fetched. I reckon he made an ego driven power play without thinking it through and it is going about as well as anybody expected. No shenanigans, no strategy, just a more publically exposed failure than his previous business failures.

What's the "g**im" slur?

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WTF?

How stoned are you right now?

But... I recycle.

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For me the movie was fine until the lingering shot on Ray Brower's face.

I meant just like general cat activities, daily routines and stuff but mainly butthole licking. I just didn't know how to phrase it and now I'm some anthropomorphing cat weirdo.

Well go on then.

Well that's one image I didn't need in my brain ever. Thanks for that.

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It's a massive pain in the ass but I say go for it. There are huge long term benefits which outweigh the inconvenience. You will probably have those teeth for there rest of your life so you might as well look after them.

I got braces at 21 and absolutely don't regret it. If anything I wish I used my retainer longer afterwards for maintenance.

THIS MEME IS WORLD NEWS

You rang?

For sure, you're the worst! Remember that time you did the thing?

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I knew nothing about it going in and that first time >!going into orbit, then realising I could go to the other planets!< absolutely blew my mind, and that was just the beginning.

I'm out of the loop. What's the reason to not like OpenAI?

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I use Kagi

I've done the pinch zoom thing a few times before

Mine is One Must Fall 2097.

I'm waiting to see if it gets added to game pass.