I have been well Rikered and I’m happier because of it.

I used it last minute and it was easy.

Oh boy, we’re fucked.

I’ve been lying this whole time, I actually like small butts.

Viruses - H1N1 is gonna be bad

The Matrix

Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster

"Accidentally"

The List

1. Danny Devito
2. Danny Devito
3. Danny Devito

Couldn't have happened to a smaller faced guy

Gotta have fear

That guy is amazing

I'll believe it when I see it.

It's hard to patch out boring, ask Bethesda

Cooking. You should be able to cook meals beyond sticking things in a microwave.

Kinda weird to think this will be the last version of Windows I use.

Do the alphabet with your tongue

Spoiler alert, he wins

Dudes that aren't getting laid upset that other people are getting laid

That means no copyright- woohoo go nuts!

He's right

Zach Galifinakas is the crazy manager in...

You don't own things anymore, you just lease them

Sometimes I imagine what America would be like if Bernie had enough votes to pass his bills.

That's what happens when you cater to Nazis

Spez

I converted 3 friends. I'm doing my part.gif

League of Fairly Ordinary Assholes that Inherited Money

We're totally screwing the artist, so we'll give you a cut if we don't pay any gees.

Oh boy, wait til they hear what they did two years ago.

Don't stand up for what you believe in because corpos don't like it.

TIL fucking a porn star while your wife is pregnant is within christian values.

If God hates flags, why does the GOP wave so many?

Dude, I am so post office.

A leopard did something to someone's face but I can't watch the video because it's banned here.

What a snowflake

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

In fact, smoke 2 joints before you smoke 2 joints

They may be unemployed but at least they can spell truly.

Lock him up

Satanist don't actually want in, they want religion out