All planes land eventually

Not sure if Poland is Hell or Hell is Polish

Can confirm 0 * 0.31 results since I whomed

Poorly

It's uncanny how the black knight skit perfectly summarizes Russian military doctrine

Wait until people find out how fast electric cars actually are

"Chinese bad" is xenophobia

"China = surveillance state" is the most basic of common sense

Assuming you mean "Gs" but I'm fascinated by what you have in mind for the last bit

Hint: the sentence ends on a comma

Can we collectively start down voting all the headlines that boil down to "world leader makes meaningless propaganda statement"

The admins would remove it as an opinion piece if a reporter made such a claim but it's somehow different if they hold office?

Nuked ladies, huh?

RE 4 (original), every Ratchet and Clank game, Space Invaders by complete accident, etc

Potoooooooo (pronounced poht-eight-O's)

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.... The data are encrypted

Borderline c/LemmyBeWholesome

Witnessing a downtown metro area go dead silent, years of ecological damage reversed and folding at home accidentally out computing the world's fastest supercomputer in the first 2 weeks of 2020 lock downs and all it took was giving 10 days PTO to all non-essential workers (I was essential btw but yes I'll fucking survive Starbucks being closed one fortnight a year)

Surely, people will see this as worthwhile and positive tradition and we'll collectively decide to avoid commuting for 2 weeks every March; taking PTO if offered or job hopping at the new market rate created if not, right... Right...?

The oldest known writing system (Mesopotamia, I think but not sure) is base 60 and by and large influences calendars, degrees, etc today so I wouldn't preclude the possibility of an alternate timeline where this could happen based on historical factors alone

2 weeks later

Guess I'll see what all the fuss is about

Remember when Elon made all driving jobs obsolete with AI in 2012, 2014, 2015 and 2017?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

That's not Lisp...

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So still a good source of protein?

Similar but a bit over 5% if targeting desktop https://gs.statcounter.com/browser-market-share

Oh, that Tokyo

Halo, even the remaster. The world's feel empty and vehicles make me long for the Mako

I've since been told it's just one of those "you had to be there" things. Was really hard to admit the hype cycle sometimes has value

Lemmy.world, by its own continuous admission, is not a free speech platform

Community moderation simply isn't the issue most people leaving Reddit were looking to solve during Rexit

"Tonight on ABC, Middle Aged Man...starring..."

No, it's the 4th this year

I've seen systems in university use T for Tuesday and R for Thursday but they needed to print to paper with a single character wide column for day

Still, most people understand if I use MTWRF

Louis XVI

Give it a few kilomonths

Andrew Tate subscribers, people who say "red pilled" a lot and dudes who attribute their lack of admiration from others to their height

Hard to give exact but that should put you in the ballpark

Andy realizing he can play with toys WHILE eating vegetables

No, my opinion is wrong!

Those are 2 very different questions

I'm deep and this is 14

I worked at a company that wanted to kill their app (just a web view for the site anyway) but trying to convince all the users to move proved unfeasible

I suppose having a dedicated "launch this website" button has some level of convenience over typing out the URL

The definition of "America collapsing" is itself a matter of opinion

I looked into moving to other countries which made it very obvious which skills were worth cultivating, changed careers accordingly and moved somewhere (in the US) that isn't fully car-dependent until I could accumulate decent savings/investments. This was pre-covid and "orange pilling", I just kinda lucked out

And, no, none of this was easy, just easier than saying "I'll accept this without a fight"

Easy way to spot somebody who's never tried to learn another language

"Can't even breath"