LetterboxPancake

@LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 1 years ago

Better hold on to your pants, Photoshop. Here's the new contender!

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In contrast to the order and dignity that prevailed until now?

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here's how to turn that off

... use Firefox? How are we still talking about chrome here?

Edit: yes I know many still use Chrome. That's exactly the problem. Google does shady shit, people shrug it off because insert whatever reason. Google likes that and plans the next shady shit. Rinse, repeat.

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*But drinking a glass of water from time to time won't kill you either.

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What the fuck? The headline sounds strange, but the article is so absurd I would find it a bit over the top if it was a movie.

WTF is going on in those prisons?

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That dude seems to be a good one.

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It sure feels weird agreeing with FIFA

To a buffet? Probably.

Not on the first day but after a few weeks. He missed work every Wednesday, always claiming to have eaten something bad the evening before (it was always the same food). He wasn't all that bright.

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The Swiss also don't celebrate weapons as much as the US Americans.

I struggle to find the correct word. Celebrate isn't it, but I'm too tired to think about a better one and I don't want to start a comment war here. You'll probably understand what I meant.

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A friend was an escort for a while and she's one of the most loving and caring people I know. I would trust her with everything, especially relationship advice.

So what would you pick? I'd rather take her than some religious nut that preaches/screeches abstinence.

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That guy baffles me every time I read of him. Is he made of dumb or does he think everybody else is?

Nevermind. His voters don't care, so the latter it seems to be. Or both.

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People care? Do what you want to do, it's your life. Have fun.

She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.

Normal people applying for loan: "bend over and relax, I'm going to check your financial status inside out."

Asshats like Trump apply: "he looks rich. Let's give him all we've got."

Yes!

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I bet she had a strong opinion on those.

Free speech is throttled. You might want to buy premium speech for only $19.99 per month!

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I see the issue. The ram isn't oriented correctly. And to overclock they should let the potato sprout.

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He wanted to nuke those hurricanes though. After sharpieing didn't work. Is sharpieing a word? Eh, it's now.

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If that's available, good. What if that person was a prostitute to finance the education? I wouldn't exclude them because they had one career step you might find immoral.

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Even I would have to, and I found 50 cents on the street once.

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The result of an election is so much more predictable if the candidate name on the form has a strict validation to "Putin".

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I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don't know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

"Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?"

Open your browser, head to Google and type "run all tests in gradle"

"Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!"

And the next day the game starts all over again.

But... my pitchfork?

He's become one of the now five horsemen.

Hold me like I hold one of my French books

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So... jail time? For inciting of violence as well as the threats. Lock them all up.

Says? THE PROJECT FARM GUY YELLS AT THE CAMERA. VERY IMPRESSIVE!

I didn't know he tested super glue, have to look for it. I dig his videos for some reason I don't really understand.

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I've wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they'd not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don't understand how they're not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That's really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we'd collectively laugh and replace them.

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She's a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I'm not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

But you don't understand! He doesn't want to be in prison!

It was one of those things, how do you call it? Surprises? No, the other one. Obvious, it was extremely obvious.

Turns out his idiots don't really care if bad.

That sum is way too low, way too late and way too uncertain. What a fucking shame. He should spend the rest of his life in luxury with every wish fulfilled without even thinking about it. What a fucking shame!

Yeah. The sum they owe him should be a "whoops we fucked up badly, sorry. Take these 175k while we think about what you could have made if we didn't. It's just to get you started, there'll be more next month."

Haha, that was me as well. I need to read the whole text before getting emotional 🙄

I like pussies. I don't like those people. We need to find a better word for them.

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I'm a cisdev and I'm not sure if I appreciate dev segregation. We're all victims of the agile release train. Or bus I guess. Good morning, fellow Devs 💖

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Jeffrey Epstein, another great person everyone respected. That attorney must have specialized on the moral elite.

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