They are meant to be installed in a corner.

https://shitheadsteve.com/products/president-donald-trump-prank-puzzle

They're right, a beach house isn't a dream. It's a nightmare.

Your house will constantly get sand inside. If there is a bit of wind your house gets sandblasted. You can't eat outside or seagulls will steal your food. Walking on sand is more difficult than walking on pavement or grass. You would have to be a madman to go live on a beach.

Tires. Never cheap out on tires.

Meanwhile in the UK

My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018

The cat is named Midas and he hears just fine with the extra set of ears.
https://www.instagram.com/midas_x24/

The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.

I believe it is ooh eeh ooh aah aah ting tang wallawalla bang bang.

From now on I'll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

Dirty pits. I work as a mechanic on busses and try to keep my pit clean. If the work I'm doing makes a lot of sand fall down, I sweep it aside so I don't walk through it. If the bus has a leak, I put something beneath it to catch the oil/coolant/fuel until I get to fix it.

Most of the coworkers don't care and their pit is a mess. They ask for help with something and you have to navigate through puddles and sand piles to get to them.

They also don't put the shared equipment back on its right place so you waste a lot of time trying to find it.

Half of the posts I see are about awesome animals like cats, dogs, owls, bats, opossums and racoons.

Wake me up with a boner

Is that Lopunny having a shower behind you?

Here in Belgium everyone is a donor unless you register that you don't want to donate your organs.

It's not our fault the director wants more cowbell.

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.

Belgium

I would be so happy if I were surrounded by 7 kittens.

Only if I'm allowed to bring my cats.

Hottentottententententoonstelling

My one cat always tries to steal my marmalade and bread. His favorite food is shrimps.

A coughing woman.

See you later

But then you'll miss out on the pre-order exclusives. How can you even play the game if you don't get that car with the special dickbutt livery? How will you defeat enemies if you don't get that special cabbage-shooting gun?

I have one in my car because it's required by law (Belgium). I don't have one in my house and I don't know anyone who does.
I do have multiple smoke detectors and carbonmonoxide detectors. The smoke detectors are required by law but there are still people who don't have them. Last night a family of 6 died in a fire and they apparently didn't have smoke detectors.

It said favorite dream, not worst nightmare.

Tip for the people who don't like waffles: go to Belgium and visit a 'wafelhuis'. Order a Liège or Brussels waffle with a good topping like powdered sugar, whipped cream or chocolate sauce.
Just beware that you go to a proper place and not a tourist scam saloon. If it has stupid toppings like m&m's or Nutella go to a different place (proper chocolate sauce>>>>Nutella). If it advertises Belgian waffles instead of Liège waffles and/or Brussels waffles go away.
If you ate some Liège and Brussels waffles and still don't like them, you are a lost cause.

survive

Shieldtoad likes turtles. Turtle = schildpad = schild + pad = shield + toad = Shieldtoad

Immudefense. Whenever I see this I feel second-hand embarrassment for those people standing there shaking that stupid little pill.

Loving Reaper by Jenny Jinya.

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Some of them aren't very active but I hope they'll gain popularity by linking to them.