5 feep isn't that deet really.

This needs a coffee mug.

Some people have no eyebrows for one reason or another. Tattooing is a way to get them or get them back.

You certainly don't want anyone jacking your juice without permission.

Strangely enough, many of them also appreciate dry humor.

If you think it's Silver Maple it's what you think it is.

I found this but I'm not sure.

That's the way the cookies crumble. They go on quite a few rides during shipment.

Blind eyewitness? I see.

Dogs get ready for bed by clearing their sleeping area or arranging to their liking.

They're fixing this. Next Halloween these will be known as Reese's Peanut Butter Blobs.

This chatbot no longer works for the airline according to its LinkedIn profile.

Yes. If the poster had done that, this would have been extremely difficult to figure out.

Those after-market accessories really add some flash.

Kinda looks like a robot eating Taco Bell.

The fingers look like they've been licked.

Surplus

Not very scrotum-like. But also not very heart-like.

Invite the neighbors.

Best answer this is.

It's from the Bird Kama Sutra.

Looks like she bought the "ready-to-carve" version.

A normal baby showers in under 7 minutes even if they throw in a shave. Something's up.

I'll try for five minutes and find out it opens on the other end.

Jacques Poochsteau

If they didn't have good grades they didn't get a sticker. This is the cream of the crop.

This must be the pot talking.

We can see there's a lot of space. How's the air?

Do you still have the thorax?

I believe it's a starling of some kind also.

Bee on the lookout.

Eggsicle...aka Cholesterol Pop.

It's just a block over from farty-fart. It's passed by many every day.

Any size for a dollar.

I believe they come back to "life in prison" .

C'mon... you're toasteranimation. I'm sure you'll pop up once in awhile.

It's not food until somebody eats it.

They're even better in a comfortable pair of jeans.

Choosy mothers choose Jif.

My lunchbox is def.