formergijoe

@formergijoe@lemmy.world
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Why play a story mode when we could be buying shark cards in GTA 6 online?

"For the last time, Roger, there aren't hot swingers in your area!" Trump campaign IT to Roger Stone, probably.

But with the PS5 pro, you can experience this game with the full extent of pisser technology! I mean PSSR.

Like even if there were no ads you'd learn how to help in a timely manner.

"What's up guys! It's me, your boy, MikeyMedic here with another video of a standard first aid technique, the Abdominal Thrusts!! Now the Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick that is used to help someone when they're choking 5 minutes on things you can choke on Speaking of food to choke on, our sponsor this week is FoodBox! 3 minutes of FoodBox ad Abdominal Thrusts used to be called the Heimlich Maneuver! Henry Heimlich was... 5 minute history on the Heimlich Maneuver and now I'm going to perform an abdominal thrust on my friend, Someguy420! Check out his videos on another 2 minutes for a partner plug and then 1 minute on how to perform abdominal thrusts And that's how you perform an abdominal thrust! Be sure to check out my other videos. 3 minutes on other video content, liking and subscribing and hitting that bell."

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Y'all got any of them lockout/tagouts?

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Oh Kyle, why did you say that? If you say your birthday wish out loud it won't come true!

Defense: "Our client doesn't know who that is."

A true Dark Brandon move.

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It's catching up to hawk tuah's peak search hits.

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I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10

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They should do what the comics did when they were told there needed to be more white people in Black Panther and just have him start beating up the KKK.

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You know what? I can believe his lawyers didn't want him to go on the stand because he would violate the gag order, and his brain filtered it to "the gag order is keeping me from going on the stand."

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I always viewed Biden as the lemon I suck on to cleanse my palette between courses, now they want the lemon to be the whole damn meal.

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Here's a full breakdown:

Biden's presidential salary is $400,000. Jill Biden reported earning $85,985 from Northern Virginia Community College, where she teaches. The Bidens collected $129,876 in taxable interest, pensions and annuities, Social Security benefits, and IRA distributions − significantly more than in 2022, producing the spike in income. Jill Biden also reported $4,115 in royalties from prior book publications.

From USA Today

Biden does get a pension for his time as Vice President and senator and they both qualify for social security.

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They should do what the comics did when there were complaints about not enough white people in Black Panther. Just start having Black Panther beat up the KKK.

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Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

Eat cake?

Trump's super pissed he has to spend his campaign money on campaigning and not himself or his legal defense.

Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.

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If he can't be a candidate he shouldn't be able to run for it and scam old people into buying Trump NFTs to fund his "campaign."

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I think Trump's betting on the Supreme Court dragging their feet long enough to where Dark Brandon cannot Dark Brandon, but Trump can just assassinate anyone who says he can't be a 3rd term president.

As someone who spent 4 days straight without power while ERCOT implemented "rolling blackouts" while downtown offices stayed lit at night during the 2021 freeze, I'm not changing my AC I've set to "I don't want the power company to ream me" rates because I know I'm not the big wasteful consumer. Nor am I the one to get priority when it does go down. Gotta keep those bags of ice cold for the coolers, and hope my insulation fights long enough for something to come back up at night.

"There are too many drunk drivers! It must be because we don't have any way to stop every car in case someone drunk sits in the driver's seat!" "What if we increased public transportation so people could take that instead if they'd been drinking?" "There must be a way to disable these cars!"

A teacher with a doctorate.

He's been telling his listeners not to buy from his store, but to buy directly from his dad's website (who is a sponsor on his show and sells their "health" products though the show).

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I've always thought of it more as the software of hardware.

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Finally Trump can use his campaign funds wholly on his legal defense instead of pesky campaigning.

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It's a Saturday :(

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The Bidens collected $129,876 in taxable interest, pensions and annuities, Social Security benefits, and IRA distributions − significantly more than in 2022, producing the spike in income. Jill Biden also reported $4,115 in royalties from prior book publications.

Sauce: USA Today

Meanwhile, Helldivers 2's armor is like 2 bucks, and you can find the currency in-game.

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Pretty sure that retired firefighter that Biden had to shame you into acknowledging took that bullet, Don.

"[Robert E. Lee] said, 'Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill!' They were fighting uphill. He said, 'Wow...'"

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"The margin of error for each survey was plus or minus 4.8 percentage points in Michigan, plus or minus 4.3 percentage points in Wisconsin and plus or minus 4.2 percentage points in Pennsylvania."

So either she's really up 4 points, up ~8 points, or it's neck and neck. VOTE!

Depends where you are. In the US as a whole (so this varies heavily state-to-state), about 60% fossil fuels

In France, about 6% fossil fuels.

And it looks like even if the car is charged partly by fossil fuels the power generation for an electric car is cleaner than running a gas car in 95% of the world.

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Found the clip. It could have just been a REALLY wet fart, but the fact that the lapel mic picked it up makes me think Biden DEFINITELY heard it.

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They did learn their lesson from Trump. Articles about crazy candidates brings more site traffic.