"I don't like attention."

-- Guy that gave multiple interviews about all the attention he is getting.

More like David Cop-a-feel?

If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?

Yes. But science knew about the Prime Minister.

He still is republican.

I finally look forward to the future.

But he said in his statement that he's a Gaiman.

His organs have some value too right? I mean not much I admit. But sell his kidneys and liver.

Thank you for your service.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer is fine, he just can't come to the Internet right now. 👍

Oh no the huge manatee! It's the alpaca lips!

If someone is like me and goes: "Want!": That Lens in the video costs a cool ~1000 Bucks.

Which doesn't mean I don't want it anymore... Just that it's on the list for when I swim in money for some reason :D

Worked, after hours from home, on a Windows Server and fixed and issue with the Database on there. After doing so i thought I'd go to bed and shut down the machine... only I hadn't yet left the RDP connection and shut the server down by Accident. Had to drive to work and start the server up again.

Is it a book about counting then?

Better yet: "... on the day of my inevitable demise."
Sounds more dramatic

Sounds like someone is calling to "Hack Tuaw"

I was unable to find my way there.

Osaker! What did you do with the Light bulbs, Osaker?

ÀwÁ

thank mr skeltal

No trigonometry gets you Tridents.

That poor sucidal and very misguided person.

Hm, I feel like most alcoholics don't puke until they have some other very likely related health issue.

What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

I should call him....

He is trying to build immunity.

Nooooooooo! I'm delicious!

Mike Hunt.

Haha. The Honeymooners nose is funny as fuck and as as a fellow ace is can't imagine how annoying it must be. The universe truly plays mean pranks at times

When they came for the dinglebops I said nothing becasue I was not a dinglebop.

Fuck me it's now actually the end times.

Proxmox Machine: Vimes
LinuxVM (Web and Appserver): Carrot
WinServer: Angua
NAS: Colon
OPNSense Router: Pessimal

Those are priests behind the wheel of those cars. It's God Racing.

Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: "Well I usually don't notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense..."
Maybe I need new ones...

At least a Pi 4 can do both. Source: Did do exactly that.

Oh I was totally on autopilot and selected "Maintenance (Software)" because that is what I did... and I discovered the brainfart two seconds too late.

Hey it's me your pal! https://steamcommunity.com/id/genuineparts/

Ah yes the good old: Good lunatic with nuclear arsenal :D

You got it perfectly right! It was the subnetting... Thanks!