That poor sucidal and very misguided person.

If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?

His organs have some value too right? I mean not much I admit. But sell his kidneys and liver.

ÀwÁ

thank mr skeltal

Ah yes the good old: Good lunatic with nuclear arsenal :D

"I don't like attention."

-- Guy that gave multiple interviews about all the attention he is getting.

More like David Cop-a-feel?

Yes. But science knew about the Prime Minister.

I finally look forward to the future.

Thank you for your service.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer is fine, he just can't come to the Internet right now. 👍

Oh no the huge manatee! It's the alpaca lips!

If someone is like me and goes: "Want!": That Lens in the video costs a cool ~1000 Bucks.

Which doesn't mean I don't want it anymore... Just that it's on the list for when I swim in money for some reason :D

Worked, after hours from home, on a Windows Server and fixed and issue with the Database on there. After doing so i thought I'd go to bed and shut down the machine... only I hadn't yet left the RDP connection and shut the server down by Accident. Had to drive to work and start the server up again.

Is it a book about counting then?

Better yet: "... on the day of my inevitable demise."
Sounds more dramatic

I was unable to find my way there.

Hm, I feel like most alcoholics don't puke until they have some other very likely related health issue.

What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

I should call him....

Haha. The Honeymooners nose is funny as fuck and as as a fellow ace is can't imagine how annoying it must be. The universe truly plays mean pranks at times

Fuck me it's now actually the end times.

Proxmox Machine: Vimes
LinuxVM (Web and Appserver): Carrot
WinServer: Angua
NAS: Colon
OPNSense Router: Pessimal

Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

Those are priests behind the wheel of those cars. It's God Racing.

For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: "Well I usually don't notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense..."
Maybe I need new ones...

Oh I was totally on autopilot and selected "Maintenance (Software)" because that is what I did... and I discovered the brainfart two seconds too late.

You got it perfectly right! It was the subnetting... Thanks!

OH MAH GAH!

::: spoiler Solution

It's the dot on line 9 :::

That's it... Thanks. I'm a moron.

99372211 out

Absolutely. But I at least realized it had to be asymmetric routing... because if I didn't I would have been even more puzzled. Because even setting firewall rules wouldn't fix it then. I'm glad there are people here that understand that sometimes we brain fart and they give you a great pointer! Like the second I saw netmask I knew what was wrong and facepalmed.

That's it... Thanks. I'm a moron.