"Sorry the cameras malfunctioned and 4 of the guards destroyed the documents then committed suicide. Nothing is to be done here."

It's really nice to see this kind of news. Proud of Germans!

Not that I have anything against Marijuana, but I'd prefer a study or something like "79% of researchers in the field believe.." , because if we go with what majority thinks on scientific topics , we are going to have a bad time.

In a surprise to absolutely nobody, China spies on their people.

I swear it's getting harder and harder to guess which news article is from The Onion and which one is not lol

And there I was seriously considering getting one. Greed is ruining good things again.

So how many people fit inside your ebussy?

Ah yes banning the tool will 100% take care of the problem.

Let's just collectively pretend nothing of importance is going on... have you heard the new thing about the popular person? stop killing my vibe ny telling me that we are killing the planet, I have a lot of scrolling to catch.

Fuck Twitter for doing that, but how about we also keep Saudis responsible for the crimes they're committing? just saying

Does anybody outside US care about blue bubbles or even uses sms for communication?

Wow the one for the annoying app spam is great! Thanks for that! So many times I looked up something to get annoyed with their stupid "oh no we are a web forum but you have to install our app so we make more moneeee" message

Are they looking for any teachers?

Only a matter of time before reddit fucks up again, so we better get the good places before the second wave of migration

Well the ai generating those hands so well might be actually from the future

How long before the new wave of reddit immigrants here lol

They called the robot Muhammad, they're lucky there weren't any children in the room.

Headline totally made it sound like two airplanes flew into each other mkd air lol

Imo it's the opposite, millennials were in that period that you had to have certain computer knowledge to use technology. Today's kids don't use computers so much as they use phones and on the phones everything is super simplified for them compared to a 90s-2000s computer that we had to deal with. I think from here technology will only become easier to use to the point that new generations will actually have less technical knowledge compared to the previous generation.

"immortalized" is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

What blew my mind is, a lot of Afghan people in EU actually do support the Taliban. I tried reasoning with them but it led nowhere. Mind you, most of them are young adults about 16-24yo not some old conservative, and yes all of them are men, women have a completely different view on the issue.

shhh guys don't tell them

Even though I hate giving him free advertising, the more it's memed the faster it'll die

Because of course they are! There goes my plan to try an iPhone when side loading becomes available.

I'm sure they've ran the numbers and the money they make from an exclusive app store is much greater than selling a few more devices to ppl like us.

I will go wrong answers only: Radio Man, Note Plants, Dead Jack-oLanterns, Chained blonde, Trees in Pain,... help with the rest?

More like "will spiral into a crisis"

If you do anything as merely speak the name of anything FOSS in Apple headquarters, they throw you in a deep dark well in the middle of the campus and remove your name from the world of the living.

*banning systematic oppression of women

There, fixed that for ya

Stresses me out each time I open and close my phone thinking the life span of the display is shortened by 1

The fox thinks that we need a stronger hen security doors installed and the weasels agree 👏

Just added this to my brute force dictionary thank you 👌

Apple is kicked and shoved into doing something slightly less restrictive (in EU) (because only EU has common sense and is not corrupt, apparently)

This is pathetic

Is that the real name for the letter U? damn

That escalated quickly damn

Those are my emotional support tabs, ok? yes all 22 of them.

We just need to make crime illegal 👌

Hey I'm here so guess what

Saying goodnight to the empty room before going to sleep, just in case