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Herr Woland@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 226 points –
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New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.

I was liking Lemmy until now. Now I love it

Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?

Not yet, but I like it more like this, gives more room to imagination

My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!

Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.

History of Lemmy started strong haha I wouldn't be too concerned the person in the post told they'd poop outside if shit hits the fan

I'm so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.

I missed it. Like I was around, but I don't know what started it. Just logged on one morning and learned I wasn't allowed to shit for 3 days.

Someone in a questions community asked what foods they should eat to avoid having to shit for 3 days while camping, and as cheaply as possible. An absurd question that immediately became a meme. The same person then reappeared 3 days later asking how to cure constipation.

That's so last week. We're doing beans now. Keep up!

Nah son, I'm new here but I'm from the old school...past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.

If you're from the before times like me...

Two girls, one cup.

Just sayin