Can’t believe that people are spreading the left-handed agenda on this apolitical shitposting sub. A hundred years ago, everyone was right-handed. But these days, the sinister left-handeds are forcing their unnatural left-handed ideology onto our children! Disgusting!

sent from my samsung smart fridge

lol

I would love to try this but I have no friends and don’t ever go anywhere

…Is this supposed to say something about society or something? I don’t get it

this is such a disgusting cake. the girl side is all fancy and decorative but the boys side is so bland. but the boys side is themed after an actual job and the girls side is just themed after looking pretty. its unfair on both sides because boy children aren't allowed to have anything fancy, and are only seen as what they can offer to society as opposed to being people in and of themselves, while girl children are seen as only for being pretty and nobody expects them to be useful for anything. also its an ugly fucking cake. if you google "gender reveal cake" you can see tons of prettier and tastier looking cakes. very soothing pastel colors. fuck this stupid ass cake, i hope the people who ate it have their children taken away by child protective services

the hairs start growing and they don’t stop growing

fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Heads up, Hitler's mom died of breast cancer when he was young. If you're going to seduce her, you should be emotionally prepared for the consequences.

Of course not, because that would be sharing, and communism is when sharing

So, it's probably worth clarifying some things. When we say that we don't understand why Unity is doing the things they're doing, it's not that we don't literally understand. We aren't confused about the reason: it's money and control. That's not the confusing part. Here's where the confusion actually roosts: in seeking those things, they've undertaken a course of action that stands to lose them quite a lot of both, and the outcome is completely obvious. This is the kind of genius maneuvre you and I simply can't comprehend.

Fuck tankies.

Elon be like:

It’s funny because the article is about you!

Suits should be legal for anyone to wear except for rich important businessmen. Fuck the man, and fuck his dress codes.

This is how Tumblr sexymen are born.

The meat worm!

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I like that lemmy posts don’t have a limit for the number of images

I like that this works on multiple levels

See, this shit is what happens when you try to use a Large Language Model for anything other than language-related shit. What you’d need for this is an AI that has data about different ingredients and their flavors, knowledge of which flavors go together and which ones don’t, etc.

But of course, that would be too much effort to put into a supermarket app for a company that just wants to piggyback off of a new trend.

Hmm, I think maybe human beings don’t like working in general

white person SPOTTED

briish this, frnch that. it’s time for the d*tch to enter the spotlight

(likely)

???

what kind of fetish is this? …Do I even want to know?

I genuinely have no idea

The title of this article sounds like Germany was probing Lindemann’s anus, like an alien abduction

The way they drew rowling is so transgender tho. Im so upset shes not a cute redhead trans girl in her 20s

The answer is no but he doesn’t want to admit it (he is an incel)

ooooooh. they meant cologne.

It’s intended for most people to get wrong.

So what you’re saying is… …this article is a scam?

Bitches will just refer to anything they personally dislike as “decadent” and refuse to elaborate huh

This reminds me of back when conspiracy theorists thought there were microchips in the covid vaccines. And that the microchips would have the mark of the beast encoded in them somehow

the mark of the cheese

It was my fault. I did it cackles evilly