r/twosentencehorror doesn’t recognize my genius

outer_spec@lemmy.studio to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 125 points –
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The tadpole gives me superpowers though!

Does it? Or is that just what the tadpole wants you to think? You're actually just in a modern day hospital bed, in a coma, slowly dying to a parasite literally eating your brain matter. The fantasy world full of magical races is actually just the schizophrenic delusions of your dying mind.

But it's worth it for the wild crazy Illithid sex.