Self proclaimed frog expert
Full time dwarf
italian (ew)
she/they i think maybe dunno not sure im such a mess
i love faking being good at programming
protogen af
call me cute and ill be yours
Dominating my friends: weak, no confidence, sparks sadness
Getting dominated by my friends: strong, great confidence, sparks joy
I would be lying if i said i didnt listen to duken nukem inspiring me to shower daily
i would also be lying if i said that it didnt help me shower every day because it absolutely did
oooh thats my code never works
i forgot to time travel to spend 90% of my time doing the last 10% of code. i get it now
The door stuck! Fandom is diyng
say door stuck! If you are a genuine dicksucker
Real parmiggiano reggiano is so expensive that it can be used as a sort of currency in some places here in italy so i guess it makes sense.
How would they go about making it work tho?
I steal them. I stole all of my memes. I stole them from reddit, i stole them from discord, i steal memes from here. The only oc memes i have involve self hate (very icky).
No its the best use of my time
Minecraft try to not get worse with every update challenge (impossible)
For Italians it would be "pizza pasta random hand gestures" (clearly a tourist, we dont talk like that)
And "pizza pasta more random hand gestures" (just like a true italian)
Gotta find myself a sigma female then
There are to Raidens inside you
One says "hurt people hurt people"
Jack says "hurt people hurt people"
O///O y-yes m-master
i like hugging boys and girls
Didnt unity already take a bit of the sales? This sounds fucking stupid. Guess im learning Godot now
If anyone can get that alpha coomer image and add a speech bubble i will pay you in 1 (one) frog fact
Bofa deez nuts gottem
that sounds a lot like something i would do lol
r/bengarrisoncumedits will love this
Wouldnt mind trying the estrogen
me when boysmell
me and who 🥺
bridget drip
yeah.... i noticed
Thanks brisket biscuit basket biden bridget, very cool
happy birthday biscuit!!!!
AH
Me when someone says Terraria is 2D minecraft (i am painfully lonely and arguing on the internet with strangers is my most entrataining activity)
I wish i looked like that mfmfbghf
It also strikes fear into your computer when the game spawns in the billion polygons spider
My god its... its perfect
did you know that the smallest frog specie, the pumpkin toadlet (yes its a frog despite the name), is so small that it cant orientate itself when jumping?
It also doesnt go through the tadpole stage, being born as an even smaller frog right out of the egg.
Yeah its not that niche
bad to the bone riff
thank you, very epic skeleton holding a scythe, for growing and changing as an individual
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!
BEN GARRISON CUM EDITS WHOOOHO
incest cannibalism
You kill elves because
hope this clears things up
Things to take away from this post
All steam deck users are cute catgirls with 3 arms
All steam deck users are racist (dbd)
2 great reasons for me to get a steam deck tbh
IF YOU ROCK AND STONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE!
ill man the fuck down for anyone