ill man the fuck down for anyone

Dominating my friends: weak, no confidence, sparks sadness

Getting dominated by my friends: strong, great confidence, sparks joy

I would be lying if i said i didnt listen to duken nukem inspiring me to shower daily

i would also be lying if i said that it didnt help me shower every day because it absolutely did

oooh thats my code never works

i forgot to time travel to spend 90% of my time doing the last 10% of code. i get it now

The door stuck! Fandom is diyng

say door stuck! If you are a genuine dicksucker

Real parmiggiano reggiano is so expensive that it can be used as a sort of currency in some places here in italy so i guess it makes sense.

How would they go about making it work tho?

I steal them. I stole all of my memes. I stole them from reddit, i stole them from discord, i steal memes from here. The only oc memes i have involve self hate (very icky).

No its the best use of my time

Minecraft try to not get worse with every update challenge (impossible)

For Italians it would be "pizza pasta random hand gestures" (clearly a tourist, we dont talk like that)

And "pizza pasta more random hand gestures" (just like a true italian)

Gotta find myself a sigma female then

There are to Raidens inside you

One says "hurt people hurt people"

Jack says "hurt people hurt people"

O///O y-yes m-master

i like hugging boys and girls

Didnt unity already take a bit of the sales? This sounds fucking stupid. Guess im learning Godot now

Bofa deez nuts gottem

If anyone can get that alpha coomer image and add a speech bubble i will pay you in 1 (one) frog fact

r/bengarrisoncumedits will love this

that sounds a lot like something i would do lol

Wouldnt mind trying the estrogen

me when boysmell

me and who 🥺

bridget drip

yeah.... i noticed

Thanks brisket biscuit basket biden bridget, very cool

happy birthday biscuit!!!!

Me when someone says Terraria is 2D minecraft (i am painfully lonely and arguing on the internet with strangers is my most entrataining activity)

I wish i looked like that mfmfbghf

It also strikes fear into your computer when the game spawns in the billion polygons spider

My god its... its perfect

did you know that the smallest frog specie, the pumpkin toadlet (yes its a frog despite the name), is so small that it cant orientate itself when jumping?

It also doesnt go through the tadpole stage, being born as an even smaller frog right out of the egg.

Yeah its not that niche

AH

bad to the bone riff

thank you, very epic skeleton holding a scythe, for growing and changing as an individual

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!

BEN GARRISON CUM EDITS WHOOOHO

incest cannibalism

You kill elves because

1. Elves

hope this clears things up

Things to take away from this post

1. All steam deck users are cute catgirls with 3 arms

2. All steam deck users are racist (dbd)

2 great reasons for me to get a steam deck tbh

IF YOU ROCK AND STONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE!