I bought it in a physical anarchist store, but if you Google "NASA ACAB" tons of stuff comes up.

It does.

That joke flew over your head into a large office building.

I used to walk to Grandma's every Wednesday after school for years. She made me my favourite every time: Beef tongue with green beans and mealy potatoes from her garden, all swimming in melted butter.

And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.

But he was also completely insane.

*Agrees in poor German*

I bet she didn't even tip.

I am German and use Telegram, WhatsApp, Signal, Threema and SMS because NO ONE CAN MAKE UP THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!1!!11!

Some people seem to be extra confusing and contact me on multiple channels based on the moon cycle or whatever the fuck.

Spec Ops: The Line

It's story is based on Heart of Darkness, the same book Apocalypse Now was based on, so they share some commonalities.

Gameplay wise it's a pretty standard 3rd person cover shooter, nothing really memorable.

But man that game fucks with your head and expectations of a shooter. While you mow down hordes of fellow American soldiers who have gone AWOL with their commander, the tone of the game constantly shifts ever so slightly. You lose people from your team, you get to be more and more vengeful and violent. And at first you think nothing of it, because that's almost every shooter I've played.

But they let you see yourself in a mirror, so to say.

I think the first time it really hit me was when on one of the loading screen tooltips, that usually said stuff like "You can throw grenades back." or "Flank your enemies." it just said "Do you feel like a hero yet?". Felt like I'd been punched in the gut. It gets more and more intense from there and I can't really describe it all, because it's been a decade or so and it was mostly the sum of a lot of smaller things.

I know some people called it corny and pretentious but it really stuck with me.

ʙɪɢ ʜᴀɴᴅ

His foundation is heavily invested in vaccinating populations in the global south. On paper at least – I don't trust billionaires or their foundations, most of it is tax evasion anyway.

What we call AI these days isn't AI.

Lightswitch to switch your own lights off.

No feathers and two pedals? That's clearly a bicycle.

This ain't Reddit, guy/gal/pal.

No irrational hate for vegans here.

𝕱𝖑𝖚𝖌𝖟𝖊𝖚𝖌 would like a word

WHOM HE DID NOT EVEN HIT

My man!

Nobody wants to work anymore.

What's with the vegan hate? Leave that shit at Reddit.

Germany uses Max/Erika Mustermann – literally Sampleman. It's used for example on official sample pictures of our IDs. Some authorities in erlin have startet to use the gender neutral name Manu Mustermann.

Purple

For discussions on economics.

Not gonna sugarcoat it – this will suck for a long time. For me it was friends, hookups and time that helped.

Friends let me forget for the time we hung out but also listened and just hugged me when I cried.

Hookups (and I realise this sounds vapid as shit) made me feel like I am still wanted and attractive.

Time made the thought of them sting less.

This will smost likely stick with you, but it's going to be okay. It's not going to hurt this badly forever. You will think of it less and less frequently. But you will have that scar. And that's okay, I think.

Of course I am a real human.

On an unrelated note, can someone explain to me how I reliably identify traffic lights?

Gotta enforce speed limits.

And these things don't shoot you if you look at them wrong – or are black.

Edit: "No, you can't just stick a camera worth a couple of thousand [local currency] next to the road, that takes photographic evidence of infractions. You gotta rip out the entire surface, redesign the sides and introduce a few sharp curves by demolishing a few blocks of buildings here and there. In the mean time speed is only enforced by violent cops who feel like you were speeding.

It's the only logical way."

Normal tradcon.

AFAIK that is still the case, no?

How are your kids coping with, uh, something different? I imagine it's a tad less convenient, even with your server. Also, I haven't done something different since the rise of Netflix. Is the quality of something different generally higher with streaming services just putting their content on the internet themselves?

By god is that AI created?

Thank you for putting your time and effort into this. It's people like you that make Lemmy such a wonderful experience!

I think you're lost, this is actually NonCredibleDefense.

I always have to shake my head how these people never understand any of those movies.

Tell us how it goes

Ben Afflecks best role fight me

*sad german noises*

I mean, fuck him, but why would this be such a big deal?

SHOW US YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!! PROVE TO US THAT YOU GET YOUR DICK WET ON THE REGULAR!!! NO VIRGIN PRESIDENTS!!!!!!1!1!1!111

It refers to the year of our Lord J-town 349.

Yes, but very conservative. I posted this because - as your OP pointed out - it feels like such a self own.

90% of their reportoire are sorry variations of The One Joke conservatives have - attack helicopter. They got banned on Twitter (can't remember why exactly) and were one of the first accounts reinstated by Musk.