I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 665 points –
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HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

Or 7 days before the 'best before' date expires

There's a best before date?

That's a good question

For sauce, yes.

For inkjet cartridges, I don't know, but, technically speaking, these cartridges get dry after the first time of use and their 'needles', that spray ink, become dirty. I had a bad luck washing the spraying mechanism after that.

LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don't dry out. They're just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

Good point! I was totally focused on the superior brown sauce

I'm calling print cartridges HP Sauce from now on. Or, I would, if I had an inkjet or a HP, but that's showbiz baby.

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Also:

  • A logarithmic slide rule
  • A Pythagoras puzzle game
  • Print version of the GNU general public license
  • IBM punched card with friend's phone number on the back side
  • Bootable flash drive with Hannah Montana OS
  • A grape
  • A model of a particle accelerator

A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake. I've got one in my handbag (not HM though). No GNU license card but does creative commons count?

...it's more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y'know. Hannah Montana Linux. Useful for pranks if anything

Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can't find it. There must be a secret pocket…

I've always been more of a thallium kind of gal.

As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.

Rubber ducky remote explosive

So they are Klee mains, right?

Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly

Ah, I was hoping for the panel De Rechtvaardige Rechters (The Righteous Judges), but alas

Where's the NetComm IG6000 Industrial Dial-up Modem?

Why do people like you feel the need to jump in with these kinds of unnecessary parasitic comments? Totally asanine bullshit. You should grow up and realise that, in this day and age, there is literally no excuse for a modem that doesn't support V92 to be in any handbag.

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