It even fits in my pant pockets.

𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 379 points –
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Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.

Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I've found, I use both way more than a multitool

Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it's the best one

I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn't really need labels.

It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.

Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - LΓ€mp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.

That's a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.

But at least I can then repair all the potholes.