listen, i can get a burger for free out of dumpster, but I'd rather pay for one from the menu.
Why does it have to be out of a dumpster and not, like, from a friend who invites you to a BBQ? Don't you have standards?
Let me just find my barbecuing friend and invite myself, ezpz
SLPT: Go to a wake and pretend to know the deceased for free food and spirits.
Australia also. My friend works for approvals for our national disability scheme. He regularly approves this.