There is an athropod that will replace a fish's tongue.
There's also a woman that will replace my will to live. I call her my ex-wife.
I know this is boomer humor but this got an audible laugh out of me.
I feel like it would be even more boomer if it was about their wife and not their ex-wife.
You should read the John Dies at the End series
Or the Laundry Files series.
::: spoiler spoiler
There's an eldritch cult that uses mutant cymothoans for mind control. Some of them replace other body parts instead of the tongue.
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There is an athropod that will replace a fish's tongue.
There's also a woman that will replace my will to live. I call her my ex-wife.
I know this is boomer humor but this got an audible laugh out of me.
I feel like it would be even more boomer if it was about their wife and not their ex-wife.
You should read the John Dies at the End series
Or the Laundry Files series.
::: spoiler spoiler There's an eldritch cult that uses mutant cymothoans for mind control. Some of them replace other body parts instead of the tongue. :::