Can you get a big bite on your eyeball? How would the eyeball respond?

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I don't know about bug bites, but I managed to papercut my eyeball when I was young and careless

...initiating novel nightmare sequence: Eyeball Papercut...

Eyeball papercut sounds like an industrial thrash metal band.

Hey, at least it puts me in rarified company. There can't be too many people that have managed this trick :)

Entering operation: EYEBALL PAPERCUT
Saving . . .

I wish to unread this

Bad news: you can't unread things. Good news: with just one crisp piece of paper and two quick motions, you can prevent yourself from reading unpleasant things, possibly forever!

That sounds awful. How was the pain level?

I scratched my eye once with my fingernail when I was about 12 or 13. It just felt like I had something in my eye constantly for a week.

That's exactly what it was like, but throw in some bonus crusty eye gunk

New fear unlocked

Thank of it this way, if you do manage it, it's a hyper rare achievement, so you'll get the cool border on your epitaph